“ So, thatʼs Staten Island.”
“Wait, I haven’t certified my benefits.”
“I shouldnʼt have blown off that cartography class.”
“Ben Franklin slept in the nude?”
“
Your mother joined Instagram.”
“Iʼm sure your friend did tell you it would work, but weʼre not putting a
dishwasher above the sink.”
“If I keep my hands in my pockets, I wonʼt have to wash them.”
“
Sure, you still have to rake them but your neighbors will never invite you to
anything, again.”
“
Woops, I'm early.”
“
Yes, five oʼclock, Peterman, Brazilian wax.”