“ So, thatʼs Staten Island.”








“Wait, I haven’t certified my benefits.”














“I shouldnʼt have blown off that cartography class.”










“Ben Franklin slept in the nude?”














“ Your mother joined Instagram.”






“Iʼm sure your friend did tell you it would work, but weʼre not putting a dishwasher above the sink.”














“If I keep my hands in my pockets, I wonʼt have to wash them.”








“ Sure, you still have to rake them but your neighbors will never invite you to anything, again.”












“ Woops, I'm early.”











“ Yes, five oʼclock, Peterman, Brazilian wax.”